wicked_west | Escape [PSL]

Elphie had been asleep without Ford or the Chistery. Once she'd disappeared from him that one day, she stayed away. But today of all days, he was banging on her door. Him and the monkey. And he was hollering something about a ship and if she wasn't the witch anymore to follow him.

Elphie threw on the nearest dress... her flowered one... and grabbed all her scarves. She left the broom behind.

"What do you mean a ship?" the former witch asked as she opened the door.

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"Yes." He paused as they neared the shop. "Um, maybe you and the monkey should stay out here," he suggested, pointing down at the ground where they were standing with both hands. "This sort of thing requires a degree of... finesse."

And he dashed off into the shop before she could answer.

"No Ford don't...!" But it was too late. The alien was already gone and she was left standing in a crowded walkway, unable to understand a thing.

After the third creature asked her a question she didn't understand, Elphie tied one of her scarves around her head and melted into the background. She kept watch on the door Ford went into, but otherwise she was fairly difficult to find. That was until Chistery stole someone's hat...

Ford returned a short time later with a bulge in his jacket, skulking through the crowd until he spotted the commotion. He looked up with a frown.

And then laughed.

Hey, monkeys are funny, okay?

No... no... monkeys were not funny. Monkeys were obnoxious creatures that really were just waiting to have their wings pulled off after causing massive amounts of trouble.

"Chistery, give the... thing back its hat. That's not yours. Don't... Ford! You call the monkey down. Maybe he'll listen to you!"

Monkeys were hilarious.

"Hey, monkey!" Ford called. "This woman wants her hat back. You can steal Elphie's!"

Chistery looked from Elphie to Ford to the woman and finally dropped the hat on the strange woman's head before flying over to Ford. He was going to avoid mistress. She seemed angry.

"Hat, hit, hut?" he asked

"Exactly!" Ford said, then quickly slid a fish into the monkey's ear. He gestured for Elphaba to come over to him quickly.

Chistery grabbed at his ear and shrieked as the fish made its way to the ideal spot in the monkey brain.

Elphie walked over a little more cautiously. "It goes in the ear... will it hurt?"

"What? No. It's made for this." He frowned. "You've been asking for this fish for the last half an hour. Put it in your ear already."

Just because she'd been asking about it for the last half hour didn't mean Elphie was exactly excited about sticking a fish in her ear. Fish lived in water... the very same water that was fickle about whether it wanted to kill her or not. But she snapped her mouth shut and took the fish from him, slipping it into her ear and pursing her lips at the sensation of the thing finding the right spot.

And then all the sounds made sense. Elphie clapped her hands to her ears as she looked around her in wonder.

"Did it get stuck sideways?" Ford asked, misinterpreting her reaction. "Just shake your head."

So many people talking about so many things. After another moment, a grin slowly spread across her face. "Oh Ford! It's wonderful." Uncharacteristically, she gave him a very sweet kiss before turning back to the crowd and absorbing what she could.

He was a bit taken aback by what he perceived as the sudden shift in response.

"Oh. ...Okay, then. Froody." He glanced around. "Time to get something to eat."

Elphaba merely smiled at him before calling down the monkey. And then she had a thought, "Do you think we'll be able to understand Chistery now too?"

"But we understand him now," Ford said, though he had always had a fish in his ear. "It's not a language problem. He just keeps saying the same word over and over."

Elphie frowned. "I suppose you're right. And you had a fish since the hotel." She looked dejected for a moment but presently the sounds and smells brought her out of it. "Did you say something about food?"

[OOC: Funny enough, in the second book, Chistery speaks like a human... the reason being that everyone stopped trying to get him to talk.]

"Food!" Ford declares, heading for the food court. He goes to a kiosk and orders three meals.

[ooc: maybe we can have him learn a bit at a time?]

Elphie followed while Chistery few aimlessly along the ceiling. When Ford turned and handed her two meals she held one up to Chistery, but pulled it back before he took it. Elphaba was not going to be responsible for a monkey flinging... flinging...

"What is is?"

Ford looked at her, then at the plate. "It's garstook. A vegetable stew from Borcammon." He looked up. "Come down and eat, Monkey. We have a ship to catch!"

... Elphie didn't want him flinging garstook, so she kept his plate and held up just enough for him to take and eat at a time. Meanwhile she slurped at hers hungrily. "What sorts of ships are good to fly in... aside from the ones that won't kick us off?"

"We want to find a long distance cruiser," Ford told her. "One that will get us far. This is a sad corner of the galaxy."

"Is it?" she asks looking around in surprise. "It doesn't look much different from the Emerald City. And it seems better off than the Vinkus."

Edited Date: 2013-05-28 12:53 am (UTC)

... This isn't a planet. You want to stay on a spaceport?

"It's not? Then we should go to a planet." Elphie didn't really know what she was saying. This was all new Ford. Remember? She'd only been in that Oz place and then in the hotel?